Late Show Host
Top ten reasons why this model is better than the real Mr. Letterman:
- The model drinks a hell of a lot less eggnog.
- The model gets along with my Oprah model.
- The model never tells me to get out of his kitchen.
- I can curse all I want at the model without getting beeped.
- The model has yet to reject my idea of dropping a LEGO model of a certain late night host off the roof of said host’s building.
- The model has more hair.
- The model rarely introduces some lame music guest for the last ten minutes.
- The model doesn’t have to be glued together.
- The model’s lawyers don’t threaten to sue me to remove this page.
And the number one reason why this model is better than the real Mr. Letterman:
- No whining.