Late Show Host

Top ten reasons why this model is better than the real Mr. Letterman:

10. The model drinks a hell of a lot less eggnog.
9. The model gets along with my Oprah model.
8. The model never tells me to get out of his kitchen.
7. I can curse all I want at the model without getting beeped.
6. The model has yet to reject my idea of dropping a LEGO model of a certain late night host off the roof of said host’s building.
5. The model has more hair.
4. The model rarely introduces some lame music guest for the last ten minutes.
3. The model doesn’t have to be glued together.
2. The model’s lawyers don’t threaten to sue me to remove this page.
   
   And the number one reason why this model is better than the real Mr. Letterman:
   
   
1. No whining.